Our Alternative Wrestlemania 28 Idea for Tonight

Tonight is Wrestlemania 28, and on paper, this might be one of the biggest Wrestlemanias in quite some time. This will be headlined by John Cena vs The Rock in The Rock's hometown of Miami. The Divas will be represented as well as Diva Champion Beth Phoenix and Eve will take on Kelly Kelly and Extra's Maria Menounos. Maria is currently dealing with an injury (two broken ribs, to be exact), so it's pretty obvious unless a change is made in the last minute, or a replacement is made, Maria is going to be VERY limited as to what she can do in the ring. Our suggestion for this: Keep Maria, but have her be a manager for Kelly Kelly and her new partner. Among the current WWE Divas roster, we would choose Natalya. But since this is a JAMIE KEYES blog, we obviously will choose Jamie. Here's why:

First and foremost, tonight's Wrestlemania is in the home state of our girl, so this would be an amazing opportunity to perform in front of a home crowd, especially with her family and friends watching her perform at the big stage. This would give Jamie a chance to work with at least TWO of her closest friends in WWE (Kelly Kelly as a partner and Beth Phoenix as an opponent. I can't say anything about Eve as I don't know if they are friends or not.). Quite frankly, if this was done right, a few nice Wrestlemania moments could be mad with all four of them. And if WWE wants to desperately have Maria do something, she can also provide a distraction to throw off Beth and Eve, allowing Kelly Kelly and Jamie to pick up the win.

Here's how it would go. Beth and Eve come out. Then Kelly Kelly and Maria would come out, but Maria would be in a dress, aka she ain't wrestling. Beth and Eve are confused. After a bit. the words "sexy, strong, and unstoppable" flash on the WM set (which looks awesome as hell, BTW), and Jamie comes out. The heels are shocked, the fans will be wondering what the heck is going on, but everyone will be glued to this based off of sheer curiosity alone. What happens in the ring...I'll leave that up to the competitors themselves.