Our Alternative Wrestlemania 28 Idea for Tonight

Tonight is Wrestlemania 28, and on paper, this might be one of the biggest Wrestlemanias in quite some time. This will be headlined by John Cena vs The Rock in The Rock's hometown of Miami. The Divas will be represented as well as Diva Champion Beth Phoenix and Eve will take on Kelly Kelly and Extra's Maria Menounos. Maria is currently dealing with an injury (two broken ribs, to be exact), so it's pretty obvious unless a change is made in the last minute, or a replacement is made, Maria is going to be VERY limited as to what she can do in the ring. Our suggestion for this: Keep Maria, but have her be a manager for Kelly Kelly and her new partner. Among the current WWE Divas roster, we would choose Natalya. But since this is a JAMIE KEYES blog, we obviously will choose Jamie. Here's why:

First and foremost, tonight's Wrestlemania is in the home state of our girl, so this would be an amazing opportunity to perform in front of a home crowd, especially with her family and friends watching her perform at the big stage. This would give Jamie a chance to work with at least TWO of her closest friends in WWE (Kelly Kelly as a partner and Beth Phoenix as an opponent. I can't say anything about Eve as I don't know if they are friends or not.). Quite frankly, if this was done right, a few nice Wrestlemania moments could be mad with all four of them. And if WWE wants to desperately have Maria do something, she can also provide a distraction to throw off Beth and Eve, allowing Kelly Kelly and Jamie to pick up the win.

Here's how it would go. Beth and Eve come out. Then Kelly Kelly and Maria would come out, but Maria would be in a dress, aka she ain't wrestling. Beth and Eve are confused. After a bit. the words "sexy, strong, and unstoppable" flash on the WM set (which looks awesome as hell, BTW), and Jamie comes out. The heels are shocked, the fans will be wondering what the heck is going on, but everyone will be glued to this based off of sheer curiosity alone. What happens in the ring...I'll leave that up to the competitors themselves.

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #7

Our seventh and final Keyes to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match is a triple threat treat that would please even the biggest Diva critics: Jamie vs Beth vs Natalya!!

Yesterday, we talked about how Jamie vs Beth would be a one-on-one match for the ages at Wrestlemania, but how about the addition of a third party to spice things up? But not just ANY third-party, but one in the form of the ONLY woman to ever graduate from the Hart Dungeon and one of the few third-generation Divas on the planet, Natalya! While Beth might be the strongest, based on pure technical skill alone, Natalya has no equal. We all know know Beth vs Natalya would be badass, but seriously a triple threat match between Beth, Nattie, AND Jamie?!?! Look me in the eye and tell me that would not sell. I dare you too. Heck, I triple dog dare ya!

This match wouldn't nor should it be out of spite for each other. I think (based off their Twitter conversation) that Jamie is sorta, kinda looked upon as an unofficial "Pin Up Strong" woman anyways. If not, at the very least both Beth and Nattie have a lot of respect for Jamie and they follow each other on Twitter, so Lord only knows how many conversations they have with each other. Long story short, this would a nice friendly competition (in a way) or a game of one-upsmanship on the big stage of this business. When you think about it, WWE REALLY missed a heck of an opportunity by not having these three interact with each other while Jamie was part of WWE (Yeah, I'm preaching to the choir. I get it). But still, it's pretty cool to think what would happen if these three were to meet in a triple threat match (title or no title, it would that good), let alone at the Showcase of the Immortals.

That's it...that's the last match of our Keyes to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match series. Hope you liked them all as much as I enjoyed typing them up for you all, and trust me, I had a BLAST doing this for all of you. :) Tomorrow, on the day of Wrestlemania 28, I will make a special post with my scenario on how I would involve Jamie is the match that is actually taking place at this year's event (whether we like the match or not...and most of you apparently don't). Just wait until you see what I have in mind for our sexy, strong, and unstoppable warrior.

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #6

Of all the one-on-one encounters we would like to see with Jamie (wrestling-wise...pervs!), this one tops the list. Our fifth Keyes to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match puts Jamie against the Glamazon and reigning Divas Champion (as of this writing), Beth Phoenix!

Ever since Beth won the title back in October 2011 at Hell in a Cell, Beth has taken on all challengers and has come out on top. She claims there is no one worthy of facing her, and she will be Divas Champion forever. Well...last I checked, she hasn't faced EVERY Diva, and I highly doubt she would be so confident if Jamie was still in WWE. No offense, Beth. :)

I could go on all day about this one confrontation alone, but seriously, put these two in the ring for a stare-down.  This could be viewed as a Cena/Rock in terms of passing down the torch, or a Punk/Jericho in terms of who's the "best in the world". When it comes to destroying gyms while looking fantastic doing it, lifting heavy objects and breaking heavy hearts at the same time, and just being beauty AND the beast, no one does it better than these two. Jamie vs Beth is a dream match in itself, but Jamie vs Beth at Wrestlemania...that's nothing short of a gold mine for Vince and Company. These two could rank in the dough if given the chance.

How could it get any better than Jamie vs Beth, you ask? How about adding in one more person. WHO? Find out tomorrow in our final dream match for Miss Keyes.

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #5

For today's Wrestlemania 28 dream match, we thought we would have Jamie meet up with some old friends in a good old-fashioned NXT Diva Battle Royal! Yep, Jamie vs AJ vs Aksana vs Naomi vs Maxine vs Kaityln. Last Diva in the ring WINS!!

In the minds of more than a few people, NXT Season 3 was more entertaining than it had every right to be. We got to know Divas beyond just a name, which was cool. There were things that could have been different that could have made ALL the Divas be on a equal playing field. Some obviously got more attention from WWE than others. Jamie was among those victims. Trust me, the list of things they did WRONG outweigh the RIGHT by a country mile (and it will be discussed in a future posting on this blog). One thing that didn't do but really should have done this before the first elmination was to put all six ladies in a battle royal. I mean, they did it for the Season 1 and 2 cast, why not do it for Season 3? Oh wait...that would be putting effort into the Divas...and we know how WWE is on that, don't we? -___-

Anyways, this match would be great in Miami for the simple fact all six ladies are known for their time in FCW, and this would give those that watched NXT Season 3 the match that should have happened but didn't. I would make the winner of this match the number one contender for the Divas Championship, but that's just me. :)

Speaking of the Divas Championship...you do NOT want to miss tomorrow's Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match. Trust me.

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #4

Today's Keyes to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match puts Jamie against a legend...one of the top Divas in WWE history, the one and only Trish Stratus!!

Wrestlemania is known as the Showcase of the Immortals. The biggest names in WWE square off on the biggest stage of the year. For some, this will cement their legacies. For others, this can BEGIN their legacies. What better way for Jamie to be known throughout the Diva division than to take on the biggest Diva name on the planet at the biggest stage of them all?

Many women see Trish as their inspiration to being in this business, and Jamie is along that long list of women. If she were to meet Trish on the big stage, it would cement Jamie as a Diva to be noticed. Should she BEAT Trish fair and square in the middle of the ring at Wrestlemania, that's basically says that the torch is now passed on. In the eyes of many, Jamie vs Trish could be a passing-of-the-torch moment for the Divas.

Match 5 will have Jamie seeing a few familiar faces from her past. STAY TUNED!

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #3

David...meet Goliath. Irresitable Force...meet Immovable Object. Today's Wrestlemania match features Jamie taking on arguably the most imposing WWE Diva to ever grace the company...the one and only Kharma!!!

Let's be real, Jamie is no ordinary blonde. But than again, Kharma is no ordinary woman. Arriving in 2011 at the Extreme Rules PPV, Kharma took out Michelle McCool and went on to completely decimate the Divas division in the likes of Layla, Alicia Fox, Maryse, Eve, and the Bellas. This would have went on longer, but then Kharma announced that she was with child, putting one of the most interesting Diva storylines WWE's had in quite some time on hold. Kharma returned at the Royal Rumble and made a lasting impression during the match before being eliminated by Dolph Ziggler.We have yet to see her since the Rumble, but when she returns...you better believe she is going to make a beeline for the Divas Championship. Before she gets to that, though...she will need to take on and take out a sexy, strong, and unstoppable being that stands in her way. That's where Jamie comes in.

Jamie vs Kharma would be a great Wrestlemania match for the simple fact that both ladies can produce moments during the match that would be on the minds of the WWE Universe forever. Can you imagine Jamie picking up Kharma for a scoop slam?!?! That would be the Diva equivalent of when Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3. Jamie's career would be made for life if that moment ever occurred. Two extraordinary women with two different extremes of power and grace...sounds like a Wrestlemania classic to us!

Hope you have enjoyed the matches this far. Match 4 will put Jamie against a legend...Any guesses on who the legend might be?!

"Keyes" to Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match #2

Our second Wrestlemania 28 Dream Match pitches Jamie against the resident "Hoeski" of the WWE, Eve Torres!

Since the Elimination Chamber, Eve has shown a side of her that no one thought ever existed, a side that is manipulative, ignorant, and (quite frankly) downright bitchy. This woman thinks the world owes her a favor and demands that the world heed to HER will and hers alone. She has publicly said that she will use anyone to get to the top of WWE, and shows no regrets of her recent actions towards Zack Ryder, John Cena, and Kelly Kelly. SOMEONE needs to put the Hoeski in her place. Personally...we think Jamie would be the woman for the job. Plus, during NXT Season 2, Zack Ryder DID say that Jamie was hot. It was random when he said it...but he's right!

This could be a very contested match-up between the two gym rats (and I use that term in the nicest of ways). While Eve's new attitude might leave much to be desired by the WWE Divas and the WWE Universe, there's no denying that Eve is one of the most physically fit Divas on the roster and can hang with Jamie in the gym better than most people would give her credit for. Eve is also one of the best in-ring competitors who did NOT come from a wrestling background prior to entering WWE. A battle between these two could be interesting, and these days, the WWE Universe doesn't care who puts Eve in her place. They just want to happen.

Match 3 tomorrow!